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[Enganacious]

I like to read that Sky Mall mag that's always in the seat pocket, then stick a porno mag in there and finish the flight ninja style.

[YUNG ADULT CONTEMPORARY]

Yeah that's kosher tho.

Laptops are just fucking obnoxious on planes

[Ninety]

Yeah. I finished up Dorian Gray and an Esquire mag. Now I'm going to start the third DT.

[Exorcet]

The last time I flew a plane and had my laptop, I took out my laptop and flew the plane I was flying in in FSX on the same route that the plane was flying.

INCEPTION

[Exorcet]

The F-22's were fixed. Turns out someone wasn't sealing flight suits properly. Allegedly.

Also I have stepped into the domain of unsteady flow and NDA's. EQUALS DEE.

[Butts]

So you know how I gave up on that aircraft mechanic thing?

I'm working at an airport now. Ramp agent. So if any of you ever lose baggage, I probably stole it. <3

[Exorcet]

You should make a story about tanks of secret stuff being held in secret plane compartments guarded by secret people who fire you and then do nothing to stop you from posting the story on the internet like this guy:

http://www.anomalies.../Witness_1.html

Except it was in the luggage!

[Butts]

wat.

I don't know about larger airports, but the ground support I do is assigned the lavatory duties so nothing like that could even happen haha. That shit cray.

[Exorcet]

Meanwhile, in Russia

[Necron]

http://www.af.mil/ne...oryID=123317111

Oh hey it might actually go into service one day.

[Necron]

Edited by Necron, 29 January 2013 - 03:27 PM.

[Exorcet]

Russia needs to go get more 902 paint schemes.

[Necron]

http://theaviationis...r/#.UQ2VtmeYty4

Why Iran, why?