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I saw the Nedroid topic, looked around at the comics, got a few laughs, and it reminded me of theoatmeal.com

http://theoatmeal.com/ is the main site, but he very often posts his own comics on reddit and whatnot...

They're really funny and he also has really stupid quizzes such as "how long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?"

Being an english nut, though, my favorites are the comics on how to use a semicolon and apostrophes. ;)

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True story: This fucking barista asked me what my favorite dinosaur was, and at some point during this "conversation" raptors got brought up. He started whining like a little girl about them for some reason. He has some sort of issue with Jurassic Park I guess. Fuck him.

 

I would imagine most velociraptors enjoy coffee.

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Cappucino cups are pretty wide. This is ideal for their mouths. They just gotta bite the cup and tilt their head. Not too tricky. Sorta like when you do shots without your hands at a bar...or wherever I guess.

 

Maid does'em in her bedroom if I remember right.

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C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!1

 

 

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/computers

 

It sucks how people tend to keep asking to google for stuff I don't even give a crap about, and mostly problems that can be solved via google with a simple fucking keyword. My relatives also kept asking me to make a website for them before... for free. Good thing they weren't old people, otherwise I wouldn't be able to say what I want to.

 

I'm still being plagued by computer illiterate people though. The ones who only know how to browse gay porn and facebook.

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Cappucino cups are pretty wide. This is ideal for their mouths. They just gotta bite the cup and tilt their head. Not too tricky. Sorta like when you do shots without your hands at a bar...or wherever I guess.

 

Maid does'em in her bedroom if I remember right.

 

Only when I'm bored or too lazy to use my hands.

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