Video Vixen Posted March 2, 2010 Report Posted March 2, 2010 I saw the Nedroid topic, looked around at the comics, got a few laughs, and it reminded me of theoatmeal.comhttp://theoatmeal.com/ is the main site, but he very often posts his own comics on reddit and whatnot...They're really funny and he also has really stupid quizzes such as "how long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?"Being an english nut, though, my favorites are the comics on how to use a semicolon and apostrophes. Quote
Harakiri Tiger Posted March 2, 2010 Report Posted March 2, 2010 Semicolon's beat me in every fight. EDIT: Btw, I could survive 1 minute, 31 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor. Quote
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted March 2, 2010 Report Posted March 2, 2010 You could survive for 1 minute, 47 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor! Quote
Harakiri Tiger Posted March 2, 2010 Report Posted March 2, 2010 Such bullshit! You're just a latte! Quote
Video Vixen Posted March 2, 2010 Author Report Posted March 2, 2010 Such bullshit! You're just a latte!Velociraptors don't like coffee. Quote
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted March 3, 2010 Report Posted March 3, 2010 True story: This fucking barista asked me what my favorite dinosaur was, and at some point during this "conversation" raptors got brought up. He started whining like a little girl about them for some reason. He has some sort of issue with Jurassic Park I guess. Fuck him. I would imagine most velociraptors enjoy coffee. Quote
Harakiri Tiger Posted March 3, 2010 Report Posted March 3, 2010 Idk man. I mean, how would they drink you? Those little arms can't be great for holding a coffee cup. Maybe with a straw? Quote
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted March 3, 2010 Report Posted March 3, 2010 (edited) Cappucino cups are pretty wide. This is ideal for their mouths. They just gotta bite the cup and tilt their head. Not too tricky. Sorta like when you do shots without your hands at a bar...or wherever I guess. Maid does'em in her bedroom if I remember right. Edited March 3, 2010 by Colon Mokto Quote
Video Vixen Posted March 3, 2010 Author Report Posted March 3, 2010 I don't know if it's just me, but coffee tastes terrible through a straw. Quote
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted March 3, 2010 Report Posted March 3, 2010 It's not just you. It tastes awful that way. That's why raptors don't drink it through straws. Quote
Harakiri Tiger Posted March 3, 2010 Report Posted March 3, 2010 Imagine a machiato through a straw. Quote
Red Shirt (Grayscale) Posted March 3, 2010 Report Posted March 3, 2010 (edited) C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!1 http://theoatmeal.com/comics/computers It sucks how people tend to keep asking to google for stuff I don't even give a crap about, and mostly problems that can be solved via google with a simple fucking keyword. My relatives also kept asking me to make a website for them before... for free. Good thing they weren't old people, otherwise I wouldn't be able to say what I want to. I'm still being plagued by computer illiterate people though. The ones who only know how to browse gay porn and facebook. Edited March 3, 2010 by Goat Quote
Video Vixen Posted March 3, 2010 Author Report Posted March 3, 2010 Lol I love that comic... that one and the one about how a web design goes straight to hell... amazing haha Quote
SUMERIAN BLOOD GOD Posted March 3, 2010 Report Posted March 3, 2010 Semicolon's beat me in every fight. Apostrophes do too! Quote
Video Vixen Posted March 3, 2010 Author Report Posted March 3, 2010 I could take 33 baboons in a fight, armed only with a giant dildo. Quote
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted March 3, 2010 Report Posted March 3, 2010 You could take 51 baboons in a giant dildo fight! Quote
Harakiri Tiger Posted March 3, 2010 Report Posted March 3, 2010 Apostrophes do too! Spoiler! --Click Here to View!--You could take 39 baboons in a giant dildo fight! Quote
Kaleidoscope Posted March 4, 2010 Report Posted March 4, 2010 You could take 49 baboons in a giant dildo fight! PD has some mad skillz with a giant dildo. Quote
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted March 4, 2010 Report Posted March 4, 2010 Fucking right I do. I'm like that guy in Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels. Quote
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted March 4, 2010 Report Posted March 4, 2010 Yeah it might sound that way but that part is really funny. You should watch that movie. Quote
Video Vixen Posted March 4, 2010 Author Report Posted March 4, 2010 You know what else sounds gay? Quote
Hentai Maid Posted March 5, 2010 Report Posted March 5, 2010 Cappucino cups are pretty wide. This is ideal for their mouths. They just gotta bite the cup and tilt their head. Not too tricky. Sorta like when you do shots without your hands at a bar...or wherever I guess. Maid does'em in her bedroom if I remember right. Only when I'm bored or too lazy to use my hands. Quote
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted March 5, 2010 Report Posted March 5, 2010 Two perfectly good reasons, I might add. Quote
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