Ataraxis Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 In the commercial I just saw one of the chicks asks "What's the 'S' stand for?" and all I could think of was sodomy. That's gotta be a good sign, right? Superman movies don't usually turn out too well so I don't have high hopes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Superman movies don't usually turn out too well so I don't have high hopes. THIS ALWAYS SOUNDS LIKE A SILLY STATEMENT TO ME. WHAT ARE YOU CALLING USUALLY? MORE OFTEN THAN NOT? GREATER THAN 50% OF SUPERMAN FILMS? SUPERMAN WAS DOPE AND WELL-RECEIVED AND MADE LOTS OF MONEY, AND BASICALLY ALL SUPERHERO FILMS SINCE WERE DIRECTLY INFLUENCED BY IT SUPERMAN 2 WAS DOPE AND WELL-RECEIVED AND MADE LOTS OF MONEY SUPERMAN 3 WAS TRASH AND POORLY RECEIVED AND MADE LOTS OF MONEY SUPERMAN 4 I'VE NEVER SEEN AND DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT EXISTED TIL A FEW MINUTES AGO DID TERRIBLE CRITICALLY AND COMMERCIALLY AND IM GLAD I'VE NEVER SEEN IT SUPERMAN RETURNS WAS LAME BUT FAIRLY WELL-RECEIVED AND MADE LOTS OF MONEY SO BASICALLY WHAT IM SAYING IS 3 OF 5 MOVIES WERE GOOD BY MOST MEASURES SO WHERE IS THE USUALLY? ALSO THE NEW SUPERMAN LOOKS SUPERCOOL TO BE ON TOPIC IF ITS NOT GOOD I'LL PROLLY CRY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ataraxis Posted June 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 SO BASICALLY WHAT IM SAYING IS 3 OF 5 MOVIES WERE GOOD BY MOST MEASURES SO WHERE IS THE USUALLY? Man I think at best you could go 2.5/5 by your descriptions, but I'd be ignoring the dollar values. Superman is pretty good and Superman 2 is okay. So I'm at like a 1.5 out of 5. Hasn't been halfway good since like 1980. Unless you want to count Bollywood then the track record becomes pretty stellar. To be fair he's only had one shot at it in my lifetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Man I think at best you could go 2.5/5 by your descriptions, but I'd be ignoring the dollar values. 1/2 is still not "usually" that's "half the time" I specifically mention critical performance along with money, not just what I thought of it. Here I'll go get you RT %s since that's all we got. http://www.rottentomatoes.com/search/?search=Superman&sitesearch=rt that search result didn't include superman 4 which got shit rating here: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/superman_iv_the_quest_for_peace/ 3/5 got fresh rating but anyways fuck all that Man of Steel looks cool so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirtless Crackhead Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Nuke Krypton Lex Luthor 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Krypton is already nuked Lex is the man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Talentless Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Zack Snyder is not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 no he's not hopefully he doesn't fuck this up :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ataraxis Posted June 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 1/2 is still not "usually" that's "half the time" Right but the "usually" part was my opinion, and I put it at 1.5/5. One thing to the other man. Clearly I'm interested in this though since I made the topic. And hey I liked Watchmen and 300 even though they had some pretty obvious knocks so there's that too. Actually, I like 300 a lot, but that's probably not because of Snyder's work on it, haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 I love 300 but yeah not cuz of his direction. I think the visuals are great the movie is terrible though I hate watchmen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Talentless Posted June 7, 2013 Report Share Posted June 7, 2013 To be honest, the trailers I have seen for MoS look promising. I like to think Nolan is balancing out the Snyder on the movie in any way he can. Watchmen is okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnus Posted June 7, 2013 Report Share Posted June 7, 2013 Watchmen was garbage. Why the fuck make Manhattan a frame up, and have him say his final, most important line, to someone it means literally nothing to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirtless Crackhead Posted June 7, 2013 Report Share Posted June 7, 2013 When are they going to do a Superman movie with Darkseid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom Posted June 7, 2013 Report Share Posted June 7, 2013 This is my most looked-forward to movie, and I pray to god it doesn't suck. Sadly with every new trailer and special coverage of it coming out it looks more and more like it might not be so good. Hans Zimmer is composing its soundtrack, that's dope as fuck. I'd let him sodomize me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Talentless Posted June 7, 2013 Report Share Posted June 7, 2013 (edited) When are they going to do a Superman movie with Darkseid? They're saving him for the Justice League movie.I believe. Edited June 7, 2013 by The Talentless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUMERIAN BLOOD GOD Posted June 7, 2013 Report Share Posted June 7, 2013 Yeah I don't think they could do in movies what they did in New 52 by having Darkseid in the first fucking comic, hahaha. Well, not physically but they set him up as first big bad. You have to lead up to that in movies if you're planning to have sequels. Look at all the Avengers stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted June 7, 2013 Report Share Posted June 7, 2013 darkseid would wreck a superman who's just starting out that movie would be like 15 minutes long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom Posted June 7, 2013 Report Share Posted June 7, 2013 It can have wack directing/story/acting I dont care. I just want a shit ton of action that makes superman look like a badass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Talentless Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 That sounds awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 Well I guess the acting part would have to be decent. Anyways it's a formula that works with marvel movies, so as long as it's entertaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Talentless Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 I don't agree with that, at least for the Marvel Studios movies. They seem to limit it to like 2 big action scenes per film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUMERIAN BLOOD GOD Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 Are you joking? Pretty much all superhero movies reigh tnow are action sequecnes borken up by dialoge. captain america: assassin, rescue, 80 rescues, red skull, carplane, plane, escapeavengers: iron man v thor v cap, hulk v everything, loki v thor, iron man v aliens, hawkeye v hahahahahhahahauhhhh thor: thor v yetis, thor v robot, thro v swat i'm drnk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakuhatsu Pengin Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 hawkeye v hahahahahhahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 i'm drnk you're also right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 hawkeye vs the camera while he shooting no look behind his back mercing flying enemies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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