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There was a huge beef between them and Team Swat, led by a guy named Avenger. A huge flame war broke out and it led to the deletion of the Armored Core Online forums. Word has it Avenger went deep, deep undercover to remove any mention of the original members of Zeon Elite.
You should be good, though.
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This doesn't sound like a real game.
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I could potentially grab MoA and LR from their secret location. However last contest I just picked out part names for AA and I don't want to do that again. The only way I could do those is by doing what Pie suggested. I have the free time/motivation that I didn't before.
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Was there just not enough entries?
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Jackson included.
Flashchat or whatever broke for me a long time ago. You can find me exclusively on Google Hangouts. Give me a call!
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Same, no dlc except oolacile, and no demons
Bosses:
Gwen, cause the hype of most of the game telling you you gotta kill this one guy
Artorious, cool to fight some dude the base game talked about in background
Pontius Sullivan, he had a cool moveset
Prince lothric, a boss where you actually gotta pay attention to where youre hitting. genius
Gundyrs older brother, he was a good fighter
Oceiros dragon, rare to have a boss talk at you which is neat
Lost sinner, i might only like her cause shes gives me the chaos blade
Smoughenstein, why did these two get statues and no one else?
Priscilla, she turns invisible and her tail gives me her dagger
Asylum Demon 2, just cause
Areas:
Izalith, it had my favourite layout
Kiln, lots of ash, pretty cool
Heides tower, the outside bit anyways
New Londo, lots of things go into making this place good
ash lake, big, open, and mysterious
painted world, its linear and fun and gives access to my xanthous coat and pricillas dagger
borealis londo, i dont think this place is as cool until you realize you're in anor londo
the gutter, just cause it really seems like its just one giant trash chute
tsledora, sucks but the boss chamber redeems it a bit
undead parish, great first level, so to speak
Enemies:
Darkwraiths are skeleton men
Stone Lizards had a satisfying hit sound
Silver and Black knights also had a satisfying hit sound and death animation
Capra demon is a boss turned enemy and its cool
Golden lion man from dks2 cause he's one of a kind
Lost Giants were tough but fun to overcome
Outriders from borealis cause they were few and lost and had cool armour
the blue lothric knights with the extra glowy bits
the twin headed green snake in darkroot forest, why does this thing even exist
Alonne knights cause they are like silver knights but not as satisfying
Tracks:
Gwyns
Vendricks
Soul of Cinders
firelink
ashen lake
majula
if i cant remember any others then they weren't that memorable
Weapons:
Crossbow, its a gun in a game full of swords
Chaos Blade, its the best
Priscilla's dagger, 50 bleed and spam
Claymore, i think i had a build that used this a lot
Velkas rapier, cause it scaled like artorius sword but it's a rapier
Standard rapier, i like rapiers cause they are quick, not the extra crit damage
Pronged fork, strong attack
borealis rapier, it had frost dmg
Ricards rapier, fuck another rapier
Notched whip, idk why i used this as much as i did. i liked bleed damage but I doubt I ever inflicted bleed with this thing
NPCS:
Havel the Rock, why is he human sized compared to every other lore type character who is built like a small giant.
The guy with the snipers crossbow that didn't fire like a sniper's crossbow.
Shiva, he had a cool unfinished questline
Oscar, he had a really unfinished questline. the idea of what could have been is what I find interesting.
Siegmeyer is a treat
Aye, Siwmae!
That wheelchair guy from dks2
skeleton blacksmith, his hammer was cool
giant blacksmith, cant believe he died
Anri is my wife.
Armors:
Xanthous Coat
Black Iron Leggings
Wanders Coat
Dingy Robe
Crystal Leggings
Maiden Robe
Anything that resembled these was probably worn until i obtained the real deal. Wasn't a fan of the new xanthous coat
Ambush:
The lower levels of borealis where there's two guardian's but you only see the one at first, christ
Asylum Demon 2, hes just a fun guy is all
Skeleton bridge, goodbye fps
Sens is just a whole level's worth of artificial difficulty
certain areas in new londo when ghosts dogpile you
Artificial Difficulty:
4kings ng+, ptsd
Royal rat dog monster is the worst thing ever
Centipede, unless you run to the other more open area, but why wouldn't you
nameless king, champion of fps drops
borealis dancer, queen of fps drops
I remember dying to dukes dear freja a few times, or maybe that was someone else
Bed of chaos unless you decided to cheat, buy why wouldn't you
Guthix Champion, but this guy was actually enjoyable to fight
Aldritch if he does that one attack, forever
Soul of Cinder, i dont think i even beat this guy, other people did. FPS drops aren't a valid excuse but my whole dks3 experience was ruined so who cares
Annoying Enemies:
Torch Hollows, when they randomly decided to instantly kill you
anything that grabs you
crystal lizards in dks1 where your weapon would hit the wall but not them
borealis bridge dog(s)
the floating exploding skulls in the catacombs
bird men that screamed really loud
fire salamanders in dks2, not sure why these are even a thing
Rats
channeler's teleporting hitbox
the spellcasters after you fight mirror knight.
Hard Areas:
again the area after mirror knight, whatever it's called
painted world, sometimes
izalith prepatch, although I think I only ever watched Chris play that
new londo, but it a good way
Dranglaic castle
Aldias Keep
Dragon Aerie/Sanctuary whatever, fk the later half of dks2, none of it was fun
tseldora was also just garbage
any area in dks3 that had fps drops.
i remember oolacile being hard cause the enemies hit pretty hard
Favorite Spells:
Firesurge, ng+9, dusks crown, max attunement
Now we need Miyazaki's armored souls
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We play soggy biscuit.
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Butt anime.
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OPM's tournament arc had a satisfying conclusion.
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Start a cellphone groupchat.
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Boota becoming a shota furry monstrosity is the best part of the series though
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Wait, was it really postponed?
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That gives me more time to build!
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H e i s w h o I t h o u g h t h e w a s.
Can't even aesthetics text properly.
You're going to make me do it, aren't you? You're going to make me show you the power of me not putting in any effort. Well, your reverse psychology bullshit worked.
jk i dont have time.
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I'm not playing this fucking stupid game anymore. Fuck AC
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I'd really rather not share my name.
Maybe we can find Manganus on there
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I prefer yugioh, my friend.
Celebi > Gardevoir
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I forgot to grab my games from the hometown last Wednesday, otherwise I could have spent all Sunday botting. Someone mail me a copy of fA
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I'm going to hang a picture of my ass in my home
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I'll be playing tonight. I'm close to endgame. Going to do a lot of backtracking though so no boss spoilers.
Bout time I started a twitch channel.
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I bought it cause it was on sale and it's pretty good so far. Exceeding expectations even
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Why is no one talking about the need for a new Murakumo mech pursuit game?
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Introduction section bout to blow up
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