Tsuranga Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 High level martial arts masters count as lethal weapons.... so yeah... :S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 Socks with bars of soap in them? Well whatever, people generally aren't as tough with a sack over their head and their hands tied behind their back. We won't need guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuranga Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 The real problem that they are trying to prevent is explosives, because you can't shoot or punch a bomb to death to prevent it from exploding. But really this whole "war on terror" is total bullshit anyways. If terrorists truly wanted to fuck with america that badly we'd already be fucked. There are so many more ways to fuck america over than just bombing planes. Because for one... how stupid of a criminal do you have to be to try the same crime twice? do you REALLY think the terrorists are going to try hijacking planed AGAIN?! full well knowing just how hard we are keeping track of planes now? That's just plain stupid. All they have to do is move themselves to america (fly as civilians) then come build the fucking bombs in the US, and bomb all sorts of other shit. Hell google HQ is just a couple feet from jamboree blvd in newport, a simple car bomb can take that shit out no problem. There are all sorts of extremely vulnerable and easy targets all over america. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirtless Crackhead Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Shotguns loaded with rock salt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 How about air marshalls with grenade rifles? Fight explosives with explosives? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Raor's idea of mass transit gone airborne is brilliant. If it was truly like mass transit everybody would need a gun, a can of spray paint, a full bladder and zero sense of shame, personal space and dignity while simultaneously having a serious case of the grope-yous. Security sucks but I'd rather live on air transit than get on a subway more than once a year. This overreaction to a dude who tried to explode his nuts on an airliner is ridiculous. First off, if a terrorist is in the airport, he's already defeated the CIA, Homeland Security and a huge portion of the military. What the fuck is a federally sanctioned gropefest going to do to stop him? Second of all, you know how many domestically grown trrrrrrrrists hijack or try to bring down airplanes by other means to make their point? Zero. This crack team of raghead numbnutjobs are foreigners. As in "from other countries where US security has zero jurisdiction and presence." It'd be less degrading, and more cost effective, fuck it'd be actually effective to divert the CIA as a whole to counter-terrorism via spliter cells/black ops/espionage and bring them down wherever they are since conventional warfare obviously has zero effect and isn't nearly as cool. But fuck, speaking of black ops, and considering this is a discussion on airport security so dumbass, maladroit analogies and/or metaphor cannot be far behind, think of it as Call Of Duty. You're more likely to win if you're raping the spawn point, rather than the enemy raping YOUR spawn point. Telling you, the CIA would be better at this than the military since it's not a conventional enemy. Same reason we got dickhurt in 'Nam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 I don't actually mind subways at all. I guess it's not really relevant but I don't see any real problem with em. I've never had one anyhow. Same with trains and buses. All three I've had to use extensively over the years. Come to think of it, I've extensively flown too. Well whatever. I'm not really cool with being groped. Unless that TSA agent is a hot chick...then grope away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Say you're gay, and they'll get you felt up by a woman. Srsly. The TSA is asking for it... loudly. And I used to fly lots when I was younger. I sort of stopped after my first TSA groping about five years back. Just didn't want to deal with that bullshit for the privilege of getting cramped on a flying missile filled with bitching babies and Bloody Mary guy. Despite my deep appreciation of the fact 85% of flight attendants are asian hotties in sexy uniforms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 (edited) Shit man I wish I was flying what you flew. I never get hot stewardesses. So fucking depressing. http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20101201.gif Edited December 1, 2010 by Colon Mokto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakuhatsu Pengin Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 i kinda wanna get groped at an airport by a security guardthen i can tell them i only got one testicle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnus Posted December 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 Raor, airlines beat you to the punch on that, but with less guns and armored cockpits. They were thinking of extreme-coach flights where people have to stand for MAXIMUM ROOM USAGE. But hopefully only for short flights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUMERIAN BLOOD GOD Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 You know what's better than a guy in his underwear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirtless Crackhead Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 That looks like a fucking robot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakuhatsu Pengin Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 and by fucking robot you mean a robot meant for fucking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirtless Crackhead Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 That's possibly, but I'm pretty sure that stupid Okies got tricked by a fucking robot of some sort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnus Posted December 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 You know what's better than a guy in his underwear? I am filled with Tier 1 rage at that. There is no ragier rage than I am feeling right now after reading that. I could clench my fist and break it by clenching. HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirtless Crackhead Posted December 3, 2010 Report Share Posted December 3, 2010 Percy Cummings, gay interior designer from San Fran, CAME ON TSA AGENT. I lol'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuranga Posted December 3, 2010 Report Share Posted December 3, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnus Posted December 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2010 >TSA agent jerks off gay guy >Gay guy gets arrested This has gone from really retarded to 'just burn the airports.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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