AC5 Corrupt-A-Wish

[█␢█]

Granted, but the bodies pile up and freeze the game.

 

I wish for a good explosion animations again like in AC4.

[Bakuhatsu Pengin]

granted, but the explosions pile up and freeze the game

 

i wish this game sucked

[█␢█]

Granted, but it doesn't blow.

 

I wish there would be hot lesbian pilot sex scenes.

[Bakuhatsu Pengin]

granted, but the bodies pile up and freeze the game

 

i wish this was my 200th post

[█␢█]

Granted, but the wished sucked.

 

I wish that if there is an Algebra/Eqbal company equivalent in AC5, it won't have 32598623485734698753 part-name changes.

[Exorcet]

Granted, but you own FA.

 

I wish for dodeca-CANOPI that can also be hanger weapons.

[Bakuhatsu Pengin]

granted, but no AC in the game can support the weight, drain, or awesomeness of it.

 

i wish AC5 had good music

[█␢█]

Granted, but the awesome blows out everyone's speakers.

 

I hope that FROM doesn't go crazy with AC5's particle effects like in FA.

[Vincent210]

Granted but only because the graphics budget is so low the whole game looks worse than the PS2 gen.

 

I wish that Interior Union (and/or/aka Leonemeccanica+Melies) get a set of epic quad legs, with high turning speed, EN & ballistic def., and low drain to go along with Hi-Lasers. It's all about Hi-Lasers.

Edited April 29, 2010 by Vincent210

[█␢█]

Granted, but the load is 2.

 

I wish that AC5 would have better part-optimization tuning systems.

[Vincent210]

Granted, but now the parts suck

 

I wish my last wish only now the load is reasonable. I'm going to keep fixing this wish until I get it right!

[Magnus]

Granted, but AC5 has no lasers. At all.

 

I wish there's a parking garage level with a reasonable ceiling height with a big room and not too many support beams that you could access from the streets if you're fighting on them but don't require a load screen to move to. And is doable in multiplayer where enemies can follow you and you can drop the building on them without losing your framerate.

[Adonael]

Granted, but the level crashes when loaded and fries your hard drive.

 

 

I wish AC5 came with a free hard drive upgrade.

[█␢█]

Granted, but it's only an upgrade from 256MB to 1GB.

 

I wish the AC5 would have shields for arm weapons.

[Pendragon]

Granted, but one of them will look like a cross shield ala AC2 and will engrage muslims for no reason.

 

I wish AC5 would win game of the year.

[Magnus]

Granted, but they announce it on VGA. And make you feel like a piece of shit. And it'll be like '.. i don't care about vga. fuck vagina. Why can't something REPUTABLE like it? D:'

 

I wish co-op makes missions more difficult by default. And versus missions to come back.

[Hoppy]

Granted but they become impossible to complete with 100 ACs to defeat in each mission and versus missions are LAN only with no split screen mode.

 

I wish for 1000+ balanced parts in AC5.

[█␢█]

Granted, but they're all the exact same parts, just with 1000+ different names.

 

I wish for heat to come back to AC5.

[Extended]

Granted, but they're all the exact same parts, just with 1000+ different names.

 

I wish for heat to come back to AC5.

granted, but it is super broken (I.E 1 shot makes you go up 100C)

 

I wish for NineBall's Gun (AC1)

[Master P Rayer]

granted, but it is super broken (I.E 1 shot makes you go up 100C)

 

I wish for NineBall's Gun (AC1)

 

Granted, but the gun sucks here in AC5.

 

I wish i can have a long or large arm weapon that MUST be hold by both arms, such as LARGE LASER/BALLISTIC LONG BARREL CANNON, SUPER LONG SNIPER RIFLE, or BIG ASS GATLING GUN.

[Pendragon]

Granted, but the gun sucks here in AC5.

 

I wish i can have a long or large arm weapon that MUST be hold by both arms, such as LARGE LASER/BALLISTIC LONG BARREL CANNON, SUPER LONG SNIPER RIFLE, or BIG ASS GATLING GUN.

 

Granted, but theyr'e incompatible with any arms except one obscure pair that's hard to find and extremely expensive to buy.

 

I wish this game was over 100 hours long with diverse missions, intriguing gameplay and excellent graphics.

[█␢█]

Granted, but its load screens are over an hour long each.

 

I wish that backpedaling won't be so rewarding in AC5.

[Bakuhatsu Pengin]

granted, but rushing is overpowered

 

i wish you could throw chainsaws at other people

Edited May 3, 2010 by noob

[█␢█]

Granted, but some AC's can juggle them and throw them back.

 

I wish AC5 had better objective game types than FA. (Like CTF!)

[Master P Rayer]

granted but there's only one mission that fits your liking.

 

i wish i can fire all my weapons (R&L ARM, SHOULDERS & INSIDES, and R&L BACK) at once.

Edited May 3, 2010 by Master P Rayer