AC5 Corrupt-A-Wish

[Bakuhatsu Pengin]

make a wish fag

 

i wish geno would make a wish

[Genocide]

Granted, but...

 

I wish this thread would die. NO NECROING. There happy?

 

So much lulz! LOLOLOLOL

Edited June 18, 2010 by Genocide

[Griffon]

Granted, but as the head honcho said:

Topic necromancy doesn't exist here.

 

 

 

I wish one of the Overed Weapons would be revealed to be a high-powered Sound Cannon.

[Rogan]

Granted, but firing it causes the pilot's head to explode.

 

I wish for AC5 to have linear guns and burst fire grenade launchers.

[Bakuhatsu Pengin]

granted but they have an ammo count of 0

 

i wish there are pedestrians on the streets that are killable

[Griffon]

Granted, but their life insurance and funerary services are deducted from your pay, leaving you bankrupt.

 

 

 

I wish there would be a 3-round burst rifle that actually ended up being useful.

[Rogan]

Granted, but it breaks down after being used and cannot be re-obtained.

 

I wish for AC5 to have a multiplayer map similar to Arteria.

Edited June 25, 2010 by Rogan

[Griffon]

Granted, but FROM re-instated the touch-water instantly-drown mechanic from older games.

 

 

 

To expand on that, I wish FROM would include a few old fan-favorite maps, like SoMW (But in a deserted city setting instead of just desert), Etal Base, Military District, Wasteland, etc

[Nomrah]

Granted, but the map graphics will not be updated.

 

I wish for AC5 to introduce effective flamethrowers.

[Adonael]

Granted, but they are only effective when committing suicide.

 

 

I wish we would get some new info on AC5 already.

[Terminator98]

Granted, but the new info is actually that we won't get info for some time.

 

I wish that it is possible to fight nineball and past nemesis remaked, like Evangel and Antares or Leos Klein in AC5, much like LR's VR Arena.

[Bakuhatsu Pengin]

granted, but hes got no weapons and 1 AP

 

i wish terminator would stop posting so i could have a higher post count than him

[Rogan]

Granted, I'll post instead. However that wish has nothing to do with AC5, a sure sign that the thread is dying.

 

I wish for AC5 to give you back limiter release and self destruct.

Edited June 29, 2010 by Rogan

[Adonael]

Granted, but it's bugged and you self-destruct at the beginning of matches, so theres a update to remove both features due to the code malfunctioning.

 

 

 

I wish for there to be a AC5 collectors edition that comes with your own fully working AC

[Bakuhatsu Pengin]

granted but it costs 500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 jewpennies

 

i wish rogan would learn how to properly reply to posts on this thread

[Harakiri Tiger]

Granted, but Rogan will never excercise his new ability to reply to posts properly in this thread.

 

I wish I had no legs.

[█␢█]

Granted, but you perpetually have a hand up your ass, you muppet.

 

I wish that ACV had destructo disks.

[Harakiri Tiger]

Granted, but you perpetually have a destructo up your ass.

 

I wish B had no legs.

[Bakuhatsu Pengin]

granted but you have legs

 

i wish AC5 had legs

Edited February 5, 2011 by noob

[Vincent210]

Granted, but it uses them to kick you in the nut.

 

I wished knowledge could be downloaded directly into the brain.

[█␢█]

Granted, but not really because it's not that kind of thread.

 

I wish ACV ACs could throw hadoukens.

[Harakiri Tiger]

Granted, but Vincent is bad at qcf+p moves.

 

I wish ACV.

[Artdeux]

Granted, but zombie Romans are the ones who make the game.

 

I wish brain in a AC.

[Bakuhatsu Pengin]

granted, but its teh brain of a dolphingoat

 

i wish osama was dead