YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted December 23, 2013 Report Share Posted December 23, 2013 fk time wasting tho get money get paid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUMERIAN BLOOD GOD Posted December 23, 2013 Report Share Posted December 23, 2013 fk skyrim tho get money get paid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted December 23, 2013 Report Share Posted December 23, 2013 yeah huh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirtless Crackhead Posted December 27, 2013 Report Share Posted December 27, 2013 Truth has never been so blunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirtless Crackhead Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 I'm gonna do a game taking out the DLC shit, hearthfire is honestly dumb, dawnguard is more trouble than it's worth for the 2 things I like out of it (crossbows and dawnguard armor), and Dragonborn is extremely gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirtless Crackhead Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 Nah man, I finally said fuck it, and skipped trying to do everything before it, and played through the DB content, it's retarded. It's supposed to be like mysterious land of daedra, but you just walk in a straight line, fight a couple of annoying bosses ,and go yell at rocks. It was a major let down, and there's a ton of buggy content. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 so its bscly ff13 shout out to Fang tho man she's hot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirtless Crackhead Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 But will she carry your burdens and give her life for you like Lydia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 who is lydia? and she does for some other character actually that's the big ending in ff13 with* not for, my bad, she does for everyone but with this other bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirtless Crackhead Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 She's the OG Housecarl you get in Skyrim. http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/uIyNwUvVFXM/maxresdefault.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUMERIAN BLOOD GOD Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 That Lydia is modded as fuck. OG Lydia looks like a lesbian gorilla. http://i.imgur.com/ySOm3W7.jpg Hell I think even that screenshot modded her tits to be bigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 i mean i'd still hit tho female gorilla fk it as long as she doesn't kill me whats a housecarl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirtless Crackhead Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 It's all about Jordis thou. http://i.imgur.com/wdA5M5n.png Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 she looks like a lesbian gorilla too tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirtless Crackhead Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Ya, but that's what you want, she's supposed to hit ppl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 i'm down i'd still smash obviously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUMERIAN BLOOD GOD Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 housecarl is a bitch that lives in your house and puts your stuff in boxes, i think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Housecarl sounds like they're bodyguards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirtless Crackhead Posted June 27, 2014 Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 If you tell them to follow you, they are. Otherwise they just loaf around your pad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clones Posted June 27, 2014 Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 Or get in your way. That happens too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUMERIAN BLOOD GOD Posted June 27, 2014 Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 If you tell them to follow you they get killed by idiots All skyrim followers are miserable bitches Everyone in skyrim is a miserable bitch, actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirtless Crackhead Posted June 27, 2014 Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 Cicero isn't miserable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LS Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 The most miserable of all bitches is Serena, who, in addition to having the buggy quest follower pathing that has no concept of personal space and so constantly bumps you off cliffs, complains about the weather regardless of what it is and then wants to go back outside as soon as you go inside. She'll literally ask to go in a cave, then immediately upon entering the cave, say she doesn't like caves and ask to go back outside. She's like a fucking dog. The only follower more annoying is the actual fucking dog, the immortal one from that Daedric quest, who has the same BOOP HERE I AM OH DID YOU FALL OFF A CLIFF pathing and plays the same exact bark sound effect every time you stop moving for a few seconds. Give me a housecarl any day. The best follower in the game is actually Ralis, that guy digging a hole on Solsthiem who you can get at the end of that quest, after throwing like eleven thousand dollars at him. He dual wields, has dual wielding perks, dual casts Ignite with Impact if you give him that ring, and has no HEY LOOK A CAVE dialogue, unlike almost every other retard you can enslave. I really dislike most followers. Apart from Ralis, the only two I enjoy having around are Farkas and that Dunmer girl from the college, and that's more because I like their characters than because they're actually worth having around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirtless Crackhead Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 Florentius Baenius, is the my fav follower, dude his hilarious and mercs ppl. I actually can't remember if he's a follower or not, but he's the 2nd most gangster motherfucker in Skyrim next to your own dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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