Star Wars: Episode VII

[Clones]

Here's the trailer guys, if anyone is interested (hopefully it doesn't suck, the movie that is.)

 

[Shirtless Crackhead]

Looks like they dun goof'd.

[Py687]

The cinematography actually reminds me enough of the original trilogy. I'm hopeful tbh, though if they pull too much from IV - VI it won't stand out enough.

 

What's with the skinny lightsaber though. And the sword guard won't actually protect anything? The hilt part of the guard'll just be sliced off.

[Rixlen]

What's with the skinny lightsaber though. And the sword guard won't actually protect anything? The hilt part of the guard'll just be sliced off.

 

Calling it now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdt2TbkotWk

[Mom]

I'm sorta a fan of the new look of the plasma, though I can see purists of the original series not liking it. I'm not so much a fan of the hilt.

 

Still waiting to see the first yellow lightsaber.

Edited November 29, 2014 by Top Notch Penis

[Shirtless Crackhead]

Ya the plasma looks fine, but the guard thingamajoober is retarded.

 

But I just have this sense that this is going to be a flop.

[Nomrah]

Will watch if Mark Hamill returns as old Luke, that goes for Harrison Ford as well.

[Shirtless Crackhead]

http://i.imgur.com/MXedDBr.jpg

[YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR]

there's no way it flops

 

I liked the trailer until they showed the lightsaber with lighthilt that shit is weak as fuck

[Shirtless Crackhead]

I don't like JJ Abrams.

[YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR]

i dont blame u

 

he's not all that dope

 

i don't rly think the trailer showed any of jj abrams tho; it was literally just a teaser

 

so we got a few little shots of stuff we've seen before and a new style lightsaber which was ass

[Rixlen]

[Ataraxis]

It looks alright, but I don't care enough about Star Wars to get a lot out of this. I'm not even sure I've seen all the current movies, original trilogy or the other one. I've seen at least two of each though.

 

When it comes to the lightsaber, I get more amusement that he whips it out in the middle of some snowy woods than from the design itself. Like maybe he's going to get a Christmas tree or something.

[YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR]

When it comes to the lightsaber, I get more amusement that he whips it out in the middle of some snowy woods than from the design itself. Like maybe he's going to get a Christmas tree or something.

 

everything about that little moment is corny, the way the shot is framed, the lightsaber, the backdrop, everything

[Mom]

It was some other forum I posted where I said that shot was quintessential fanfic.

[YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR]

ya that makes sense

[SUMERIAN BLOOD GOD]

http://www.leasticoulddo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/20141201.gif

 

 

the lightsaber is still stupid

[The Talentless]

Oh, look, it's Least I Could Douchebag.

[YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR]

yeah fuck that comic, i'm all for letting people enjoy something i won't but that lightsaber is just plain stupid

[Shirtless Crackhead]

FUCK YOU JJ

[SUMERIAN BLOOD GOD]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--DfJTrBGy--/qasqgxhcql4rnk8midul.gif

 

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--JWDGkfmG--/bhboozb40xmbbu00iaw6.gif

[The Talentless]

Ruhiu hacked 90's account.

[YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR]

that 2nd image is good

 

i just realized how stupid his walk is too in that little clip

 

man i rly dont think i like a single part of that scene

[Shirtless Crackhead]

Like I said, flop inbound.

 

Shoulda had Nolan do it.

[YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR]

it wont flop, that's absurd

 

too many star wars fanatics

 

they could put out 2 hours of static and it'd hit $120 million in the first weekend