AC5 Corrupt-A-Wish

[Bakuhatsu Pengin]

With AC5 coming soon and everyone so darned giddy about it, lets have a corrupt-a-wish.

 

If you aren't familiar with it, it's basically where you make a wish about what's in the game or anything related to it. BUT, there's a catch. when you kame the wish, the next poster has the opportunity to corrupt it in any way they see fit. This example was used in chat, so I'll use it here.

 

-I wish there was pilot customization.

--Granted, but you can only create monkey pilots.

 

You can make it as absurd as you want to.

 

When you corrupt-a-wish, you post a wish. It's like a chain that only ends when the topic dies or some idiot moron decides to screw it up (which will probably be soon)

 

 

So I guess I'll start.

 

 

I wish that there was kojima cannons in the game.

[Hoppy]

I wish for custom emblems to return with support for all major photo formats.

[Magnus]

You really want AC4/fA connected to AC5 that badly? GONNA JUICE UP TO MACH TEN, BRAH? GONNA BREAK THE SOUND BARRIER'S MOTHER'S HYMEN!? RIDING ALL THE WAY INTO THE DAAAANGER ZOOOOOOONE!?!?!

 

I wish AC5 was out by now.

 

(Hoppy did it wrong, so I ignored him.)

Edited April 27, 2010 by Obscure

[Hoppy]

Granted but there are only FA ACs again.

 

I wish the MOA energy machine gun was in AC5.

[Vincent210]

Granted but all other slots are locked and it has no ammo.

 

I wish that AC5 had an OHK Hi-Laser that uses 2 back Slots, has 10 ammo, and SC range.

[█␢█]

Granted, but the projectiles deflect around the ACs.

 

I wish that AC5 has good netcode.

Edited April 27, 2010 by /b/

[Bakuhatsu Pengin]

granted, but you explode

 

i wish AC5 is as good as DS

[Magnus]

Sure, if you like weapons running out of durability before running out of ammo in giant robot fighting.

 

I wish AC5 would be properly balanced without numerous regulations or at the cost of slowing down gameplay to a grinding halt or making everything unenjoyable and instant killing or any negative effects whatsoever while maintaining a wide variety of parts.

[█␢█]

Granted, but it lacks online or any form of LAN or split screen multiplayer.

 

I wish for AC5 to have a good story with good translation along with good publicity from Ubisoft.

[Magnus]

Granted, but Atlus is gonna get it before Ubisoft. Which is actually pretty true.

 

I wish my previous wish had multiplayer shenanigans added to it.

[Bakuhatsu Pengin]

granted, but you go blind

 

i wish kojima weapons were in the game

[█␢█]

Granted, but the radiation kills you and you alone instantly.

 

I wish for AC5 to still have some QB system.

[Bakuhatsu Pengin]

granted, but it generates immeasureable amounts of lag that causes the game to freeze

 

i wish lock boxes were put in the game

[Falco]

Granted, but the lock box is invisible and has the size of your screen, and locks on to missiles rather than ACs.

 

I wish for AC5 to have the need to kneel to fire a cannon.

Edited April 27, 2010 by Dark_MX

[Pendragon]

Granted, but there will only be one cannon in the game.

 

I wish Niji was in AC5.

[Vincent210]

Granted, but only Niji is allowed to play. I wish the emblem system allows you to upload your own pictures to be used as emblems.

[Genocide]

Granted, but every time you do upload, the file gets corrupted and doesn't display correctly.

 

I wish I wish I was a Fish.

[Bakuhatsu Pengin]

granted, but theres no water for you to swim in

 

i wish people would stop sucking at posting in this topic

[█␢█]

Granted, but then people stopped posting.

 

(Get it?)

[Bakuhatsu Pengin]

indubitably

now make a wish

[█␢█]

KK

 

I wish that AC5 had a sandbox/interactive wait lobby system.

[Pendragon]

Granted, but by sandbox you get nothing but desert missions and the lobby has a snobby girl chewing gum who puts you on hold while working on her manicure.

 

I wish AC5 had arms forts the size of skyscrapers that you could fight.

[Hoppy]

Granted but there is no HD support for AC5 pretty much forcing you to use your 480p or 480i SD TV.

 

I wish for downloadable parts from the PS store in AC5.

[Vincent210]

Granted but they all suck.

 

I wish this game included a kojima flamethrower

[Genocide]

Granted, but you realize that Kojima doesn't even belong in AC5, since we've got a new universe. AND YES THIS IS REGARDLESS OF WHATEVER INFO YOU THINK YOU HAVE, HAHAHA!

 

I wish... for mech corpses to actually litter the battlefield when you shoot someone or something down. Having to step over a felled opponent on your way to the next objective would be tight.