AC5 Corrupt-A-Wish

[█␢█]

Granted, but the end result is everyone making penis mechs.

 

I wish for shield parts.

[Falco]

Granted, but they do not reduce damage at all.

 

I wish for AC5 to have bad ass heavy metal music like mechawarrior 2's bosses.

[█␢█]

Granted, but by badass,

 

I wish that AC5 had girly weeaboo music for the soundtrack.

[Magnus]

... Custom soundtracks on Xbox be praised, your wish is fulfilled.

 

Except FROM's terrible programming somehow messes with it and makes the voices mexican instead?

 

I want FINGER in AC5.

[█␢█]

Granted, but it's a foam finger! (You're #1!)

 

I want FROM to expand on the useless part category (like the ones that were purposely designed to be worse than all the other poorly balanced parts; eg. Sobrero arms) in AC5.

[Falco]

Granted but by expand they mean making even more unusable parts and making usable shit unpossible to use.

 

I wish for AC5 to expand on the broken weapon combos and parts category.

[█␢█]

Granted. But by making every part broken, they balance the game.

 

I wish for AC5 to have a hand-to-hand fighting side game to kill time.

[Vincent210]

Granted but every single punch or kick requires a 200 or more button combo to execute.

 

I wish AC5 has a epic laser rifle that puts ANNR051 and the like to shame.

[█␢█]

Granted, but only the unplayable single player AC can use it.

 

I want AC5 to have more little like SSQB and drifting for people to find.

[Rogan]

Granted, but the techniques are useless online.

 

I wish for AC5 to have mines you can set.

[Adonael]

Granted, but the mines are set in your house and you have to guess your way out.

 

 

I wish in AC5 all the AC's were all chibi and had a story Similar to SD Gundam

[Griffon]

Granted, but the SD style wasn't properly thought out leading to incredibly bad clipping/collision data and the story follows Superior Defender Gundam Force.

 

Or Doozy Bots.

 

 

 

I wish AC5s soundtrack was done by a joint effort between Apocalyptica and Prodigy.

[Lenin]

Granted, but Adam Gontier sings on every track.

 

I wish that AC5 will have the feature of setting big and powerful bombs with enemy motion sensor detonation.

Edited May 30, 2010 by Lenin

[Griffon]

Granted, but it'll be a final boss ability only, and 1HK.

 

 

 

I wish AC5 would include at least a throwaway reference to Hustler One/Nine Ball.

[Rogan]

Granted, he shows up after the final boss fight an pwns you.

 

I wish for AC 5 to have metal blades that you swing like a laser blade.

[Nomrah]

Granted, but they require energy anyways.

 

I wish for AC5 to have environmental damage, collapsing bridges, smashing into buildings etc.

[torkair]

Granted, but they require energy anyways.

 

I wish for AC5 to have environmental damage, collapsing bridges, smashing into buildings etc.

 

Granted, but part breaking has been reinstated and is glitched... badly glitched...

 

I wish for an optional part that allows you to fire identical back weapons simultaneously and doesnt cause the game to glitch out or take up a lot of slots.

 

Wish 2: I want a self destruct function to satisfy my need to "rage quit" when missions get rediculous!!!

[Griffon]

[Nomrah]

Granted, but it sounds nothing like the original.

 

I wish for better concealment methods to stealth your opponent.

[Rogan]

Granted but stealth causes the game to freeze if your hosting because you disappear.

 

I wish for AC5 to have pulse rifles which are usable in competitive play.

[Lenin]

Granted, but they'll be banned.

 

I wish for AC5 to have good netcode.

[Griffon]

Granted, for emblem trading.

 

 

I wish for a primary antagonist voiced by Michael Ironside.

[torkair]

Granted, for emblem trading.

 

 

I wish for a primary antagonist voiced by Michael Ironside.

 

Granted, but he's been gargling with glass shards the day of recording

 

O want balanced hovers back!!!

[Adonael]

Granted, but they forgot to put them in the game.

 

 

I wish for a playable lobby online.

[sim-al2]

Granted, but its the only thing you can play.

 

I wish that one could fight in mountain ranges (like the Alps) and use terrain to your advantage.