AC5 Corrupt-A-Wish

[Griffon]

Granted, but the mountains are the border to the map, and the actual playing field is large, flat, and open.

 

 

 

I wish FROM would give us some goddamn updates already.

[█␢█]

Granted, but the update only tells us that AC5 is being pushed back to 5 years from now.

 

I wish for AC4's missile mechanics in AC5.

[Lenin]

Granted, but now AC5 has mechanics from AC4, so it gargles sweaty horse balls.

[Nomrah]

Is this the end of the road? Pitch a wish Lenin =P.

[torkair]

Granted, but its the only thing you can play.

 

I wish that one could fight in mountain ranges (like the Alps) and use terrain to your advantage.

 

Granted, but the collision mechanics for the level are all glitched and you fall off the map

 

I want a newer version of the old Hydra-2 missle launcher that DOESN'T suck

[Adonael]

Granted but it weighs so much it breaks your AC's legs.

 

 

I'd like to see some INSIDE parts and Optional parts again.

[torkair]

[Adonael]

Granted, but only your core gets damaged and when it breaks you explode.

 

 

I wish for there to be hover bikes in AC5. Why? Why not?

[Rogan]

Granted but they are impossible to control so you crash and explode.

 

I wish for Arm mounted cannons to be usable in AC5.

[Extended]

Granted but they are impossible to control so you crash and explode.

 

I wish for Arm mounted cannons to be usable in AC5.

Granted, But they shoot panties.

 

I wish for UBER CURVY ACs.

[Griffon]

Granted, but it looks like this.

 

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/7065/picture2zc.png

 

 

 

I wish for an Arms Fort type boss level (Lookin' at YOU, SoMW) but suitably difficult, as in at least 5 ACs required to team up to beat it. Also, can recruit friends online for said mission.

[Nomrah]

Granted, but it looks like this.

 

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/7065/picture2zc.png

 

Haha, the "Michelin Man" set. I remember that from the PS1 days, good stuff.

 

Back On-Topic

 

Granted, but FCS jamming is a serious issue, requiring a very specific build just to lock on.

 

I wish for a part that allows you to detonate a smoke-screen grenade that has lock-on disabling capabilities.

Edited June 5, 2010 by Nomrah

[Griffon]

Granted, but it's a dual back unit with only two shots.

 

 

 

I wish at least one set of tank legs in AC5 was designed with a WWI Tank aesthetic.

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[Rogan]

Granted but their armor is paper thin because they rely on old technology.

 

I wish for AC5 to have a rapid fire slug gun like Valkyrie had in AC1.

[Extended]

Granted, but it looks like this.

 

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/7065/picture2zc.png

 

Oh thats not so bad.

 

 

Granted but their armor is paper thin because they rely on old technology.

 

I wish for AC5 to have a rapid fire slug gun like Valkyrie had in AC1.

 

Granted, but it's hot pink.

 

I wish for a PC version of AC5

Edited June 7, 2010 by Extended

[█␢█]

Granted, but it soon loses FROM's support because it gets pirated so much.

 

I wish for inter-console play.

[Extended]

Granted, but it soon loses FROM's support because it gets pirated so much.

 

I wish for inter-console play.

Granted, but PS3 Version has more overpowered weapons and has AC:FA speed.

 

I wish for a UBER LASER CANNON THAT CAN RAPE HARDER THAN AN LX CANNON.

[Pendragon]

Granted, but you only get 2 shots with it and you don't get a lock box.

 

I wish AC5 would be so great a game that if anyone gave it a negative review, they'd be cancelled or possibly fired.

[Terminator98]

Granted, but the thing is that it rapes you even more.

 

I wish Over Weapons will be balanced

[Adonael]

Granted, but it's only for the Wii.

 

 

I wish AC5 was AC5.

Edited June 8, 2010 by Guest

[Pendragon]

Granted, but it's M.Night Shamalon in disguise.

 

WHAT A TWEEEST.

 

I wish AC5 had the voice acting of Sir Patrick Stewart in it.

Edited June 8, 2010 by Pendragon

[Bakuhatsu Pengin]

granted, but AC5 is also AC4.

 

i wish the AI in the game would suck really bad.

[Griffon]

Granted. To make up for it all enemy ACs are ridiculously PLOW.

 

 

 

I wish AC5 would include certain main characters with completely custom-built ACs, with parts unavailable to the player, like Sumika and Stinger from Project Phantasma.

[Rogan]

Granted, but the parts are available for download along with large sums of money and are ridiculously overpowered.

 

The hot pink slug gun if fine with me.

 

I wish for AC5 to have three and five leg ACs

[Genocide]

Granted, but 3 leggers have horrible stability, and metagame calls for stun weapons. 5 leggers drain worse than quads and everyone plays a super-boosting LW.