Ataraxis Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 (edited) YOUR BLUE EYES IS NOTHING, KAIBA! KNEEL BEFORE MY ONE EYED GRAY DRAGON! <_< Edited September 25, 2012 by Ataraxis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragrant Posted September 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 (edited) I did not even see that. o 0 I don't even think about my stick and mines doesn't look anything like that! What I was thinking about when I drew that neck was this: http://en.wikipedia....tle-cropped.jpg I hang out every few days with the creature, which resembles a mini-dragon, it can extend its neck out and have its head similar to that. So is nature also making stick monsters too? : < I even recorded said creature, here it is extending its neck to my hand at 1:16. Note the neck similar to the dragon in my pic.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BptBrmCzNDM&t=1m16s So you wannas tell me that nature is dirty minded too? D : I admit I laughed at the posts though. : { I really never saw what you guys saw, I just saw a grimacing dragon. Nah, don't worry, I'm straight, in fact, painfully straight. I WISHED I had a girlfriend for years, but I gave up in the end since I figured I wouldn't be wanted by any girl. If I wasn't straight, I'd already told yas people. Edit: I was actually joking about blue eyes white dragon, red eyes black dragon, and now this green eyes, gray dragon. Edited September 25, 2012 by Fragrant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent210 Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 YOUR BLUE EYES IS NOTHING, KAIBA! KNEEL BEFORE MY ONE EYED GRAY DRAGON! <_< Priceless. Just. Fucking priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragrant Posted September 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 (edited) All:Well, animals came before humans. So if anything, people's sticks look like animals, not the other way around. <_< Some of these "weiner" animals have been around for millions of years. Before even "weiners" existed and male animals had pouches like some fish do and they mate by spraying stuff on the eggs without the use of stick or whatever you wanna call it. If anything, the human body has commited copyright infringement by copying the design of these animals for mating purposes. I hereby motion that humans acknowledge that animals invented the "lizard" look and not humans. I rest my case. Penguin Deus: I think Freud is pretty flawed. His system is neither universal or absolute, and its quite messed up. I never even experienced some of the stuff that he mentioned, and I can remember as far back as before I could even speak. My earliest memory was just when I learned how to barely walk on two legs and making my way to the kitchen and pointing to the cabinet where they had all the bottles because I wanted milk. <_< It's awesome how everything looked so much bigger then, and I didn't know what the heck people where doing when they were at the kitchen sink since I couldn't see the faucet where they washed stuff. What does your avatar say though, it looks hilarious. _______________________________________________________________________________________ Anyways, the "to be or not to be" Dragon. Not quite finished, only a few hours of work on it. http://api.photoshop.com/v1.0/accounts/58b333c444514870ad19b5d2225dee4f/assets/892e9c9239f4411d97e7b009da117482/renditions/1024.jpg?md=1348590546000 Edited September 25, 2012 by Fragrant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 (edited) EDIT: to remove the large quote from Fragrant since it's literally the post just above this one. Animals don't use copyrights, the human body didn't copy anything since it's a derivative of those earlier lifeforms anyhow, lizards generally don't look like dicks so that makes no sense anyways, fish don't need dicks cuz they have water but they still jizz like hosses, sea anenomes are basically giant dicks, lizards didn't invent anything, noone here has ever claimed Freud is absolute or universal, what little you've just said on the topic makes me think you haven't read any of his work and I don't mean wiki. You're trying way too hard, bro. I recommend that you shrug off everyone's posts about latent homosexuality and instead focus on drawing more penis dragons. Keanu and I won't judge. That's not our way. We're just messing with you, anyhow. I can't speak for KORTOK but fuck him he's a fag anyways. http://youtu.be/wV1FrqwZyKw What does your avatar say though, it looks hilarious. http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h141/mshernandez182/Sogreat.jpg It's a pic of another member of this board. He hates this pic iirc. Oh and I need to voice my appreciation of Keanu's wit. Sharp as ever. Edited September 25, 2012 by Penguin Deus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragrant Posted September 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 (edited) Oh I see, I guess so. So wouldn't the dragon be representative of my latent heterosexuality then? Since its like the ultimate male dragon. And where are the jokes about pairing it with the mythical Vag dragon that everybody was talking about months ago? A queer dragon would be wearing a dress and have feminine features and still look like a wang. My dragon is at least the ultimate straight dragon. : { He just really wants to find the mythical vag dragon and is really angry and pissed because he can't and forever alone. <_< <This would be what comes to peoples minds in a non-freudian dimension.> In other news, the only clue I will give to my sexual preference, its the only thing I haven't put up in this thread that is something obvious and that other artists usually have in their art galleries. It's common, yet, if your senses are honed enough, you will see that it is lacking here. Anyways, on another subject, I visited the turtle yesterday, he now gets out of the water and unto land instead of staying in the water and watching from a distance. 1:08 is hilarious, its like the other turtle is going like "WTF is going on here?" and retreats.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cN3e2d0DBQ&feature=youtu.be Edited September 26, 2012 by Fragrant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragrant Posted September 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 Well, I'm not really trying to protect my pride as a straight guy, which I have none of, but my pride as... a weirdo. <_< And as a weirdo, normal conventions do not apply to me. So I'll tell you whats not in my thread: A voloptous, human woman. Or in laymans terms: "Da## dawg, dat womin got phat on her thighs". Yes, a voloptous woman. I said I haven't uploaded, but I do draw from time to time. Those, I post anonymously. Somewhere else on the internetz. This thread is about awe and kool, and not what I'm attracted to. D : I won't post drawings of what I'm attracted to. Speaking of which, I was hoping to have a girlfriend so I could ask her to pose for me nude so I could draw her. Drawing my girlfriend nude was a dream of mines. A dream that will never see light. The dream is dead. So there you have it. My secret. D: Now you may continue speculating to your hearts content, but now that I've said it, I have no probs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Talentless Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 Speaking of which, I was hoping to have a girlfriend so I could ask her to pose for me nude so I could draw her. Drawing my girlfriend nude was a dream of mines. A dream that will never see light. The dream is dead. dafuq? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragrant Posted September 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 It's suppose to be romantic. < _ < x _x None of yous ever wanted to draw your girlfriend? o _0 No? Then what do you do with your girlfriend? Nevermind. <_< Don't loooooooook at meeeeee like that. Argh!! D: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Several w.i.p.s. The least done was a butterfly lady, so I posted the two that had some progress. I'll get back to the second dragon after some metal training. The Princess and Knight. I still haven't settled for a good name for the Princess. So many good options. : / For the Knight, I was practicing how to make the polished metal look.http://api.photoshop.com/v1.0/accounts/58b333c444514870ad19b5d2225dee4f/assets/cd1043fbdfaa4bddac08da615f86cb2f/renditions/1024.jpg?md=1348689679000 The elite knight. "Protectors" of the kingdom.http://api.photoshop.com/v1.0/accounts/58b333c444514870ad19b5d2225dee4f/assets/93106ed3d2294199a95778ea728307e6/renditions/1024.jpg?md=1348689707000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR Posted September 27, 2012 Report Share Posted September 27, 2012 I don't like the pixie shoes on the elite knight guy but otherwise he looks pretty neat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakuhatsu Pengin Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae321/INSANE-O-FLEX/dckdragon.png Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 (edited) http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c104/twisted_metal_2/nelfinished.jpg Edited September 29, 2012 by Twisted Metal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirtless Crackhead Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 http://nimga.com/m/WqX9s.png Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Talentless Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120108184229/yugiohenespanol/es/images/2/25/Zorc_atacando.jpg From the first yu-gi-oh series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragrant Posted September 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 Penguin Deus: Ah, thanks for pointing that out. I appreciate the honest feedback. I sometimes think somethings a good idea without realizing its probably the opposite. As for the dragon, I really should have gone for an S curved neck afterall. Or would it still have looked like a man thing? o _0 Twisted Metal: I actually pair Nel with Ichigo. She's my fave female character from that manga. I never thought I'd see art of her drawn next to a creation of mine, not in this way though. x _x The Talentless: Now that cannot be an accident right there. o _0 They probably did that for kicks and giggles or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 I take pride in my nel dick sword drawing. It's for you, my friend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragrant Posted September 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 (edited) Twisted: Uh, thanks. :blink: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Some new art. Butterfly lady side view, early try, didn't make the metal too good.http://api.photoshop.com/v1.0/accounts/58b333c444514870ad19b5d2225dee4f/assets/fa6d8ac7e4844d77948c161d397fd87f/renditions/1024.jpg?md=1348977341000 The second try, which took 3-4 hours, was definately more of a success.http://api.photoshop.com/v1.0/accounts/58b333c444514870ad19b5d2225dee4f/assets/e4226249f8714e348da0f5550dd60d60/renditions/1024.jpg?md=1349037204000 I'm not sure how I feel about this, I spent more than 5 hours on this because I kept experimenting with various ways to manipulate the hues off of shades.http://api.photoshop.com/v1.0/accounts/58b333c444514870ad19b5d2225dee4f/assets/c6bdbaf991504ed6a89e77d54b3b94ae/renditions/1024.jpg?md=1349037499000 The Dragon took 3 days, at that rate, I'll only have like 10-20 arts of a level similar to that per year. So I'm trying to speed up. Edited September 30, 2012 by Fragrant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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