No Man's Sky

[YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR]

its the no man's sky dunkview

 

[Bakuhatsu Pengin]

ya pie ur embedding is shit

 

if u wanna embed youtube use the [yt] tags and only enter the url wrom the watch?= and onwards

 

so itd be like [yt]watch?v=aaaaaaaaaa[ slash yt]

Edited August 12, 2016 by Bakuhatsu Pengin

[Shirtless Crackhead]

So indie dev went full shekels and ereybody got boned on buying a game that shit the bed huh?

[YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR]

so one time i was at this concert for final fantasy music right, like one of those ones where there is an orchestra doing the music

 

and there was this dood cosplaying as kefka, he did a great job too he looked just like him right

 

someone walks up and asks him for a pic, which leads to someone else doing it, which soon leads to a small crowd gathering around this guy cuz ppl are noticing/overhearing that theres a dood in a cool cosplay here and they want to see it, naturally

 

its wild obvious he's never gotten this kind of attention in his life cuz he's eating it up

 

at some point someone says something about kefka's song being called dancing mad or something like that, so he decides he needs to start dancing...mad?

 

he starts dancing weirdly idk to what and ppl are like oh cool he's dancing mad! which doesnt make sense if u think about it

 

this guy keeps doing it and as the crowd continues to swell it gets more and more dramatic and eventually he's like falling and tripping and stuff from all the lateral movements n shit cuz he's v clearly not a dancer, or even athletic

 

hell he prolly didn't even stretch before his interpretive dance debut here

 

anyways in the end he just looked like an idiot flailing his arms for a huge crowd

 

the indie devs who made this game are that idiot

[Bakuhatsu Pengin]

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Kefka_Anthologies_4521.JPG

[Py687]

ya pie ur embedding is shit

I know how to embed; I've done it in other threads before. Neither tag is working for some reason.

 

Edited August 12, 2016 by Tofu

[Bakuhatsu Pengin]

rip acu

[Ataraxis]

Pie's embedding worked/looked fine to me from the get go.

 

This game should interest me a lot (exploring/collecting/crafting/space) but it's always looked weak to me. I feel like the bajillion planets thing or whatever sounds impressive but is probably a huge drawback in practice. Procedural generation is usually a bad thing.

[Pendragon]

I don't know what happened, but this game had a really botched launch. You should see the steam reviews. 10,000 people angry int he first hour of downloading.

 

It sucks. I thought this game looked pretty interesting.

[YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR]

its not just the technical issues ppl are wild mad about the game itself

 

its just not what they said it would be

 

its just plain boring

[Nomrah]

PD you deliver the best cringe stories, would've made a good youtube upload. The Final Fantasy concert I went to was great, I was expecting to see some cosplay weebs but there were hardly any at all.

 

This game looks terribly boring, you would have to pay me some good money to play that.

[The Talentless]

[Rachis]

neat.

 

I've seen this wonderful trend going. It was once cool to hate on Destiny even though it proved to be very successful in its own right. Now it's cool to like No Man's Sky even though it's success is largely in question.

 

Also, its ok for this developer to release a game and support it with DLC that will "fix" it, but when Street Fighter 5 does it Capcom is a fucking monster.

 

I hate gamers.

Edited August 13, 2016 by Rachis

[YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR]

FUCK gamers

 

its funny u mention destiny cuz i still see ppl playing it on my buddy list

 

folks like the game despite what they mighta said at first lol

[SUMERIAN BLOOD GOD]

My favorite part is when people defend them saying "they're just a small indie studio!"

 

Bro most of the people in this indie studio are industry vets from EA and Criterion and shit. They also have like 4 games under their belt already so there's no excuse

 

oh and they're charging $60 for this game so if you want me to judge it as a small indie title then price it like one. you charge the same as AAA titles then you get judged like a goddamn AAA title

[Shirtless Crackhead]

That's why indie dev is now a hot button thing for game publishers.

 

The game can shit the bed and hipsters will run to their defense as if they think indie dev's make better game than mainstream studios.

[The Talentless]

Well, not always.

 

[YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR]

i remember that

 

that's pretty rad

[YUNG MASTERLESS GLENCOUR]

https://twitter.com/Britbongreturns/status/765190830894317568

[Rachis]

nah man they released the game they showed off

[KORTOKtheSTRONG]

wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle.

 

r all u fkrs sayin that, fkn bahroo said that phrase 9k1x in his review

 

i swear theres like 6 ppl who buy indie

[Rachis]

i have no idea what you just said

[KORTOKtheSTRONG]

im fat

 

exCUSE me, was i talkin 2u?

 

THANKS

[SUMERIAN BLOOD GOD]

r all u fkrs sayin that, fkn bahroo said that phrase 9k1x in his review

 

i swear theres like 6 ppl who buy indie

 

it's something i've seen a lot of people say about the game yeah

 

it's a common phrase too

[Bakuhatsu Pengin]

ya is good for describing ur mams vagina