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Bakuhatsu Pengin

Mushrooms  

21 members have voted

  1. 1. Mushrooms?

    • They are delicious.
      14
    • FUCK MUSHROOMS.
      7


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  • 4 weeks later...

I have never in the history of internet polls, including ones I have made, encountered a poll option which so exactly represented my feelings on the matter at hand as does "FUCK MUSHROOMS." Mushrooms are probably my third-least-favorite "food", after beans and peas. I have never had one I liked the taste or texture of, and they generally make me gag. They are the only things I pick off of pizza with "everything" on it.

 

Speaking of which, since this is apparently a medium-tolerance zone, we need to expand the definition of "everything" in the context of pizza. I want eggs, corn, and potatoes on my pizza too, damnit. And no mushrooms. Replacing the mushrooms on pizza with eggs, corn, and potatoes is one of my impossible dreams now, along with replacing all the deer in North America with vastly superior kangaroos.

 

But that is a tale for another day.

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